HUsband and wife

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Girl : Will you love me after marriage also? 
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me. 
 
 
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions? 
Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override. 
Friend #1: What’s a GPS override? 
Friend #2: My wife. 
 
Judge : why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover? 
Defendant : Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. 
 
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner 
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor… 

“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”  

GOD SAID, “I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE, SO I CREATED MOTHER”. 
DEVIL REPLIED, “EVEN I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE , SO I CREATED MOTHER-IN-LAW “!! 
 
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up 
MOM : Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school. 
SON : But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school. 
MOM : Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school. 
SON : One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me. 
MOM : Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school. 
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school? 
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school. 



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About sathiyanarayanan1947

Resident of Chennai in India, a retired Government officer, and doing freelance writing to various tamil magazines and English newspapers regularly. Suggesting ways and means for public oriented issues.
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