Girl : Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Friend #1: What’s a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
Judge : why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Defendant : Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split Air Conditioner
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor…
“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”
GOD SAID, “I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE, SO I CREATED MOTHER”.